It’s not science.
It’s not sorcery.
It’s something far more powerful: marriage logic.
Ask any seasoned husband and he’ll tell you the same thing—wives win every argument. Not because they shout louder, but because they’ve studied the subject.
You were binge-watching baseball replays; she was silently majoring in Advanced Spousal Rhetoric.
First off, wives come prepared.
A husband stumbles into a disagreement with all the swagger of a guy holding a TV remote. His rebuttal? A shrug and maybe a quote from a Clint Eastwood movie.
Meanwhile, she’s bringing up evidence from 2008, cross-referenced with texts, tone of voice, and your facial expression during that trip to Monterey.
Wives also have timing down to a science. An argument will never occur when you're alert and full of protein. No, it’s usually at the end of a long day, right after you've just committed to watching a documentary on invasive jellyfish.
They also deploy silence like a Swiss Army knife. That long pause? That’s not surrender. That’s strategic airspace control. You fill it with noise. You confess things you weren’t even accused of. And let’s not ignore their closing technique.
Wives don’t end arguments. They wrap them in dignity. “Let’s just agree to disagree,” she’ll say, which sounds reasonable—until you realize it means she’s giving you a generous moment to reflect on how wrong you are.
So yes, wives win every marital argument. Not because of brute force, but because they are better trained, better resourced, and always slightly ahead.
And if you're lucky, she'll still make you coffee in the morning. That’s not surrender either. That’s grace—the quiet kind that wins hearts after it's done winning the argument.
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