Original Short Story by Thomas Shess The rain came down hard enough to erase half of San Francisco. From the front windows of the House of Shields, the Palace Hotel across New Montgomery looked ghostly behind the weather, its brass lights bleeding through sheets of water like a dying ocean liner offshore.
A few days after the baby scandal detonated across the Bay Area faster than Jennifer McGrath’s water breaking, Garrett Ellis sat alone in the only deuce along the north wall of the old saloon trying not to look at the afternoon Examiner folded beside his drink: CITY HALL POWER COUPLE ROCKED BY LOVE CHILD SCANDAL.
The paper had run three photographs beneath the headline: First that of Jennifer McGrath entering a charity gala in white silk and diamonds. Then Wally McGrath glaring at reporters outside McGrath Tower like a man contemplating homicide. And finally Garrett himself leaving his TransAmerica office building looking ten years older than sunrise.
He turned the newspaper over again.
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The House of Shields on New Montgomery had stood across from the Palace Hotel for more than a century. On this night, the old bar still immaculate smelled of wet wool, whiskey, old leather, and expensive secrets. Mahogany wainscoting climbed the walls beneath ancient mirrors clouded with age. Hexagonal white tiles stretched toward the back bar where an art deco lamp nymph watched over the room with permanent amusement.
Garrett Ellis, Esq. liked the place because nobody under forty understood it anymore. The front door opened. A bear of a man entered beneath the chandelier glow shaking rainwater from a fedora before hanging both hat and trench coat carefully on the oak rack near the entrance. Several patrons looked up immediately.
Few cities respected retired judges anymore, but San Francisco still respected Superior Court judge, now DA Bailey Crawford. Their eyes met across the old saloon and, for just a moment, Garrett’s tired expression softened into something almost grateful. The hardened mien of Bailey Crawford barely changed, yet Garrett recognized the flicker underneath it immediately.
Years earlier, when no respectable law firm in San Francisco would touch a smart-mouthed orphan kid from North Beach, Crawford had hired him on as a law clerk and taught him by example how power actually moved through courtrooms, back halls, and City Hall dinners. Garrett never forgot it. In his private reckoning of the world there were only two men he had ever truly regarded as father figures: Fr. MacDonald, who raised him among the boys at Sts. Peter and Paul’s school in North Beach, and Bailey Crawford, who taught him how to survive once he left it.
That history was precisely why the old judge was even listening to this dangerous conversation about Carly Martin and the district attorney’s office instead of walking back out into the rain. The jurist crossed the room and slid into the booth opposite Garrett. He wasn’t smiling. His eyes carried the expression of a priest arriving late to a deathbed. Still, when they shook hands the grip said what old men rarely verbalized. I came because you’re my friend.
“Shillelagh,” Garrett said quietly, using Crawford’s old courthouse nickname. “Thanks for meeting me.”
Bailey looked toward the folded newspaper. “You’re not the first friend of mine to end up in a world of hurt,” he said. “Won’t be the last either. But Jesus Christ, Garrett. What the hell were you thinking?”
Garrett gave a weary shrug. “Mea fucking culpa.” The waitress approached in black tie and white apron. Old enough to remember when reporters from three afternoon papers filled the place every lunch hour. “What can I get you gentlemen?”
“Irish whiskey,” Bailey said. “Neat.”
“Any particular brand?” “Your best. Bring the same for my morally compromised friend.” The waitress almost smiled. “Yes, sir.”
Bailey waited until she walked away. “So,” he said. “Tell me how a respected attorney and political fixer detonates his life in one afternoon?”
Garrett looked out toward the storm through transom windows. “Jennifer asked me to stop by the penthouse. Said she wanted to discuss divorcing Wally.”
“And?”
“When she opened the door…” Garrett exhaled slowly. “She was naked.”
Bailey blinked once. “Entirely?”
“Like Eve greeting the serpent.”
“Christ Almighty.”
Ellis said, “I should’ve walked out.”
“But you didn’t.”
“No.”
The waitress returned with the whiskies.
Bailey lifted his glass slightly. “To bad decisions.” Their glasses touched softly. The whiskey arrived warm and dangerous. “You said you wanted to talk about Carly Martin?” Bailey asked.
Garrett nodded. “I was going to ask her to marry me.”
That landed heavier than the scandal. “So you screwed Supervisor Wally McGrath's wife instead."
Garrett stared into the amber whiskey. “It was a one-off.” He rubbed his jaw tiredly. “Hell, Bailey, the whole afternoon almost feels like it happened to somebody else.”
The retired judge said nothing.
Garrett continued quietly. “Five minutes before she opened that door I still had the rest of my life.”
Rain hammered the windows. Bailey leaned back slowly. “And now?”
“Now I’ve got newspapers telling me I’m somebody’s father.”
“What’s the baby’s name?”
“Chloe.”
“Chloe Ellis?”
Garrett shook his head. “No. Jennifer says she’ll be Chloe Hawthorne.”
“Definitely not McGrath.”
“No.”
Bailey raised his whiskey. “Well. Here’s to the lass anyway.”
They drank. For a moment only rain and low conversation filled the old saloon.
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| House of Shields since 1908. |
Then Garrett spoke again. “And I’ve got a serious gut feeling.”
“About what?”
“I don’t think that kid’s mine.”
Bailey narrowed his eyes slightly. “You know that for a fact?”
“No.”
“Did you discuss the possibility with Jennifer?”
Garrett laughed bitterly. “Who talks after a one-off these days? People just grin in polite company and discuss the weather.” He shook his head. “Jesus, Bailey, a woman that beautiful? I figured she probably had dozens of men on the side. I was just one of them.”
“Really?” Bailey said. “Jennifer never struck me as a bed hopper. Wally, absolutely. But her? No.”
Garrett hesitated. “There’s a pilot.”
“A pilot?”
“KNUZ Channel One. Jennifer used him constantly for helicopter coverage.” Garrett shrugged uneasily. “Chris Barnett. Ex-Navy commander. Flies that old battle Huey John Bruce converted into a news chopper.”
“The black pilot?”
Garrett nodded. “Storm coverage. Fire coverage. Election nights. Those two spent half their lives flying over the city together.”
“You think she was involved with him?”
“I honestly don’t know.” Garrett rubbed his forehead. “That’s the worst part about Jennifer. She’s so damned composed you never really know where you stand with her.”
Rainwater streamed down the windows facing the Palace Hotel.
“But if you’re asking whether she had opportunity?”
Garrett gave a tired laugh. “Jesus, Bailey. Those two practically lived above the city together.”
Crawford swirled his whiskey thoughtfully.
“Like I said,” Garrett continued, “Jennifer and I haven’t really spoken since that afternoon. Next thing I know I’m reading in the papers the baby’s mine.”
“You think she leaked it?”
“I don’t know.”
Crawford asked, “Then how’d the papers find out?” Bailey pursed his lips then answered his own question. “Birth certificates are public record. If your name’s listed as the father, she gave it to them.”
Garrett looked genuinely stunned. “I certainly didn’t.” He sat back slowly. “And I want to see that certificate.”
“Well,” Bailey said carefully, “you did sleep with her. And the newspapers say the baby’s fair-skinned.”
Garrett looked up sharply. “Look, Bailey, I’m not the only black guy in San Francisco.”
The old judge studied him quietly over the rim of his whiskey.
"You don't believe me," Garrett exhaled. “I can see it in your eyes.”
“What eyes? At my age I'm blind as a bat when it comes with extra innings sex."
Rain rattled the windows.
Finally Crawford said, “Chris Barnett certainly wouldn’t be the first newsroom romance in American history.”
Garrett leaned forward now, agitated for the first time all afternoon. “I’m going to confront him. Tell him I know he’s the father and I’m not taking the rap for him.” His jaw tightened. “I’m innocent.”
Bailey’s expression hardened. “Not yet you’re not.”
That stopped Garrett cold. The retired judge lowered his voice. “Realistically? You stay patient. You don’t accuse anybody of anything until you know what’s true.”
“And meanwhile my life burns down?”
“Its already torched,” Bailey said calmly. “Now you’re trying to figure out where the exits are.”
Garrett stared into his drink. “Then what the hell do you think I should do?”
Bailey thought a moment. “Somehow get Barnett’s DNA.”
Garrett looked up. “And match it to the baby?”
The judge said, “Somehow.”
Garrett stared into the whiskey a long moment. “OK,” he said quietly. “But my instinct is to step up in his face and make him deny it so I can believe him.”
Bailey said nothing.
Ellis continued, “Then if he doesn’t budge, I do the same thing with Jennifer.” Garrett rubbed both hands together slowly. “Maybe by then I’ll have the DNA I need.”
The retired judge watched him carefully but said nothing.
“I need to do this, Bailey.” Garrett’s voice lowered. “I can’t sleep at night knowing how close I was to asking Carly to marry me.”
Rain hammered the windows harder now.
“What hurts,” Garrett said, “is I think she would’ve said yes.”
That seemed to land somewhere deep inside the old jurist. Garrett gave a hollow laugh. “That hurts like a sonofabitch.” For a while neither man spoke. The House of Shields hummed softly around them. Ice clinked in glasses. A bartender polished crystal beneath the lamp nymph over the back bar. Outside, the Palace Hotel still glowing through the rain like old San Francisco refusing to die gracefully. Then Garrett straightened slightly. “Here’s what I need you to do.”
Bailey narrowed his eyes. “What’s that?”
“I want you to make Carly district attorney once you retire.”
The old judge leaned back. “On par with parting the Red Sea.”
“I’m serious.” Garrett pointed toward him. “Smooth the way. Make the people who doubt her qualifications see she’s a slam dunk.”
“She’s tried what?” Bailey shrugged. “Seven criminal cases?”
“Only about seven,” Garrett admitted. “But she’s undefeated.”
“That and five bucks buys coffee.”
“She’s Joe Martin’s daughter,” Garrett said firmly. “Joe was district attorney before becoming mayor. This city loves heritage.”
Bailey smiled faintly into his drink. “That it does.”
“If Carly agrees and follows your lead…” Garrett hesitated. “Tell her whose idea it was.”
The retired judge looked at him carefully now. “You’re hoping she sees you as a good man.”
Garrett’s eyes drifted across the crowded bar, “I’m hoping to hell she doesn’t remember me as a bleak headline.”
Outside, thunder rolled somewhere over the bay.
Finally Bailey loosened his tie and waved for the waitress. “My father used to bring me here for lunch when I was a kid,” he said. “Back when newspapers still mattered and politicians drank in public. He’d point around the room and whisper who owned half the city.”
“Who owns it now?”
“Tech creeps and funeral homes.” That earned the first real laugh of the afternoon. Bailey pointed toward the Palace Hotel across the street. “You ever hear the story about Warren Harding and the tunnel?”
Ellis asked, “Refresh my memory.”
“Supposedly Harding used a secret tunnel between the Palace and the House of Shields during Prohibition. Booze, women, cigars. Full presidential curriculum.”
“I thought he died in the Palace.”
Crawford grinned, “He did. Rumor says he died in the arms of a beautiful woman and they snuck his body back through the tunnel before anybody discovered him.”
“Hearsay, your honor."
“Probably. But his wife refusing an autopsy didn’t exactly help matters.” Garrett smirked faintly. “Good for her.” Bailey pointed at him. “That’s why I never fooled around on my bride.”
Garrett lifted an eyebrow. “Judge Crawford, did I just hear lightning strike the Court House?”
Bailey grinned into his whiskey. “Seriously. Not once.” “I don’t know how your generation stayed faithful.”
“We were too busy smoking dope.”
Both men laughed softly now. Older men. Tired men. Men who understood how quickly one bad afternoon could rearrange an entire life. Outside, rainwater streamed down the Palace Hotel windows where generations of politicians, actresses, crooks, attorneys, and accidental lovers had checked into rooms believing their secrets would remain secret forever.
"I'll see what I can do," he said, "she's got a shot. Just as good as anyone in this town. I would have picked you."
"Pick her. You get me in the bargain."
"That's no bargain." Bailey smirked. Then the retired judge slid the whiskey chit across the table. “I don't know what to think of this meeting except you are, my son, both the luckiest and unluckiest man I’ve ever known. And, easily they're without doubt the two most intelligent women in town. What they see in you scares me."
Court adjourned at the House of Shields.
“Check.”
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