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Powell Street, 1945 |
BACK FOR MORE— All week I’ve been thinking about her. And, what’s making me squirm is I have no
plans for the weekend. I could be at the
airport in an hour and add another two hours and I’d be in her arms. Who am I
kidding? If I show up unannounced she’d
yawn. What man can take sleepy
indifference?
The bitch called me, again.
If
you stripped San Francisco of its hills, cable cars, bridges, bistros, urban
weirdoes, politicos, skyline and saloons, you’d end up with seven miles by
seven miles of nothing there, there. Bounded by water on three sides and San
Bruno Mountain to the south, the glory and bluster of California’s own
Greenwich Village is merely 49 square miles of mix and match, scratch and
sniff.
Geography
saved the City’s eccentric ass.
No
room for suburban sprawl here. San Francisco is jammed, squeezed together like
fat farm habitués caught in the same doorway during a fire drill. It’s a
walk-around city of neighborhoods where humans touch, talk and even smell
what’s on each
other’s
stoves. You can walk to work or stop and have coffee and see
real
people.
It’s
nothing like L.A., where you climb down from your building
and
climb into your car and drive to your garage and never touch the
outside
world.
San
Francisco’s cousins are Chicago, New York and Boston.
It
has culture and heritage when she wants something from you.
And
next door to her flat is a wino bar.
Don’t-call-me-Frisco
is as old as American cities get in the West and,
despite
its Spanish name, it’s a white man’s town that’s owned by the Chinese.
And
another thing. San Francisco is a woman—the Bitch Goddess---a limousine liberal
in a right-wing state.
Tight.
She’s
flat out gorgeous but has a heart made from Rockwell 58 grade stainless steel.
You
don’t ever play around on your woman in a city this small.
It
just doesn’t pay. People get shot or knifed for being seen arm-in-arm in front
of Macy’s window — even if she’s your secretary and she grabbed on to your arm
because she’s in high heels and doesn’t want to fall on the rain-slick
sidewalk.
Save
your excuses — some shark attorney has already slipped your wife his card. And remember she half of everything in this
state, and the bloodsucker working for her gets half of yours.
That
is San Francisco.
And,
I’m listening myself stupid waiting for the plane to board, hoping that the
tail between my legs doesn’t show.
And
maybe before the drugs wear off and the bullet holes heal someone can explain
to the boy in the snapshot behind the broken glass picture frame that only
plastic bottles and Teflon politicians are shatterproof—By Tom Gresham, San Francisco Police Department, Retired.
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