1. You still haven’t learn to act your age and I hope you never will.
2. “In style” are the clothes that still fit.
3. You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
4. Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. The bigest lie you can tell yourself is: “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
6. “On time” is when you get there.
7. You’ve noticed people your age are much older than you.”
8. Age has not slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
9. Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.
10. “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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