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by Ashley Routson—Craftbeer.com--Humans are sexual by nature (we’re all adults
here, right?). Throughout history, people have long celebrated the foods and
beverages that induce lust and increase libido. Love potions of some shape or
form have been part of almost every culture for thousands of years—this
includes beer.
Since its conception (how’s
that for a play on words), alcohol has been celebrated for its euphoric
properties. Beer is not only a social lubricant—it’s also a lust-enhancing
aphrodisiac that was even worshipped by the Romans. But alcohol can do as much
harm on the body as it can do good. Shakespeare alluded in Macbeth that alcohol
“provokes the desire, but it takes away from the performance.” All things in
moderation, my friends.
When it comes to
lust-inducing beverages, craft beer is king. What makes this super sexy nectar
of the gods more erotic than the rest is its ability to be infused with
additional aphrodisiacs like chocolate, oysters and chili peppers. Although I
doubt brewers intentionally spike their beers with libido-enhancing
ingredients, one cannot deny the powerful effect craft beer has on the human
anatomy, both physiologically and psychologically.
So skip the Champagne this
Valentine’s Day and seduce the object of your affection with one of the
following aphrodisiac-infused craft beers.
Oyster Stout
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It might come as a shock to
those unfamiliar with the style, but a handful of craft brewers actually brew
with theses sexy invertebrates. Some brew with only the shells, while others
opt to brew with the entire oyster, shell and all. Oyster stouts are typically
dark, roasty and dry with a mild brininess.
This Valentine’s Day, get
it on with a dozen oysters and one of these equally arousing oyster stouts:
--Pearl Necklace | Flying
Dog Brewery | Frederick, MD
--Oyster Point Stout | 21st
Amendment Brewery | San Francisco, CA
--Oyster Stout | Upright
Brewing | Portland, OR
--Oyster Stout | Stewart’s
Brewing Co. | Bear, DE
Chili Pepper Beers
Fiery and potent, chili
peppers are a powerful aphrodisiac. Chili peppers increase heart rate and
levels of endorphins in the body, as well as raise the internal body
temperature. This intense combo can lead to an energy rush so pleasurable that
it triggers an addiction to spicy food.
Montezuma infamously spiked
his desire-enhancing chocolate drink with chilies to kick up his libido before
visiting his concubines.
These days, craft brewers
have been experimenting with all types of hot peppers in beers—even the
palate-scorching ghost pepper. Here are some beers sure to spark your fire this
Valentine’s Day:
--Ghost Face Killah |
Twisted Pine Brewery | Boulder, CO
--Chocolate Heat |
Hardywood Park Craft Brewery | Richmond, VA
--Chili Pepper Ale | Six
River Brewery | McKinleyville, CA
--5 Vulture | 5 Rabbit
Cerveceria | Chicago, IL
Chocolate Craft BeerOne
cannot deny the wonderful powers of chocolate. Personally, I think chocolate
has the ability to solve and cure just about any problem in the world. The
Mayans worshipped the cacao tree because they believed it was divine in origin.
Outside of its intoxicating
aroma and taste, chocolate is a natural mood enhancer and brain stimulator.
Stouts are by far the most
common style to feature chocolate, but isn’t unheard of to find it in other
styles. Heighten the mood this Valentine’s Day with one of these cocoa-tastic
elixirs:
--Lugene Chocolate Milk
Stout | Odell Brewing Co. | Fort Collins, CO
--Choklat | Southern Tier
Brewing Co. | Lakewood, NY
--Sexual Chocolate |
Foothills Brewing | Winston-Salem, NC
--Theobroma | Dogfish Head
Craft Brewed Ales | Milton, DE
--Shake Chocolate Porter |
Boulder Beer | Boulder, CO
Honey BeersInteresting
fact: Honeymoon got its name from an old Viking tradition involving mead, an
alcohol beverage made from honey, that the groom and bride were encouraged to
imbibe.
Honey is rich in the
chemical chrysin, a testosterone booster, and B vitamins, also good for
testosterone.
Although honey is almost
entirely fermentable, beers brewed with honey still have an exhilarating
essence of je ne sais quoi. Turn your Valentine’s Day into a mini-honeymoon
escape with one of these mead-esque brews:
--Honey Basil Ale | Bison
Brewing Co. | Berkeley, CA
--Honey Saison | Almanac
Beer Co. | San Francisco, CA
--HYVE Honey Ale | Unita
Brewing | Salt Lake City Utah
--Southern Gold | Lazy
Magnolia Brewing Co. | Kiln, MS
Because of their
association with fertility (think seeds), many fruits are considered to be
aphrodisiacs. Figs, bananas, avocados, strawberries, watermelons and
pomegranates are just a few sensual fruits known to possess erotic powers.
Induce lust this
Valentine’s Day with one of these fruit-infused brews:
--Strawberry Sour Ale |
Cascade Brewing Barrel House | Portland, OR
--Bitch’ Berry | Great
Basin Brewing Co. | Reno, NV
--Wisconsin Belgian Red |
New Glarus Brewing Co. | New Glarus, WI
--Fig Saison | Ponysaurus
Brewing | Durham, NC
In Closing:
Whether aphrodisiacs have
true medicinal powers outside of myth and folklore remains a debate. Not
debatable, though, is the magical effects of craft beer. What craft beer will
you be sharing with your loved one this Valentine’s Day?
About the Writer

The article above appeared:
http://www.craftbeer.com/craft-beer-muses/find-love-with-craft-beer-aphrodisiacs
Wait, There’s More (the other side
of romance):
OK, so this Valentine’s Day
isn’t one of your best. But if nothing
else the craft beer industry is inventive.
Here is a list from craftbeer.com of craft beer to celebrate splitsville.
Alimony Ale IPA | Buffalo Bill’s Brewery | Hayward, Calif. | 6.8% ABV
While this beer is no
longer the bitterest beer in America, it’s still billed as “irreconcilably
different.” Alimony never tasted so sweet!
Raging Bitch | Flying Dog Brewing Co. | Fredrick, Md. | 8.3% ABV
This Belgian-style IPA is a
perfect post-breakup beer regardless of your gender.
Total Domination IPA | Ninkasi Brewing Co. | Eugene, Ore. | 6.7% ABV
Just relax and let the
intense hop flavors of this beer dominate your senses. Thank Ninkasi (the
Sumerian Goddess of beer and the brewery’s namesake) for this tasty treat.
Polygamy Porter | Wasatch Brew Pub & Brewing | Park City, Utah | 4% ABV
While it may be illegal to
be married to more than one person at a time, it’s completely legal to enjoy
more than one beer at a time.
Damnation
| Russian River Brewing Co. | Santa Rosa, Calif. | 7% ABV
This strong golden ale may
just make you forget the seven levels of hell your ex put you through.
Splitsville selection by
Craftbeer.com’s Anne Fitten Glenn (her personal blog is brewgasm)
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