SHORT FICTION--By Edgar Allan Poe--At Paris, just after dark one
gusty evening in the autumn of 1843, I was enjoying the twofold luxury of
meditation and a meerschaum, in company with my friend C. Auguste Dupin, in his
little back library, or book-closet, au troisiême, No. 33, Rue Dunôt, Faubourg
St. Germain.
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For one
hour at least we had maintained a profound silence; while each, to any casual
observer, might have seemed intently and exclusively occupied with the curling
eddies of smoke that oppressed the atmosphere of the chamber. For myself,
however, I was mentally discussing certain topics which had formed matter for
conversation between us at an earlier period of the evening; I mean the affair
of the Rue Morgue, and the mystery attending the murder of Marie Rogêt.
Edgar
Allan Poe was an American author, poet, editor, and literary critic, considered
part of the American Romantic Movement.—Wikipedia.
I looked
upon it, therefore, as something of a coincidence, when the door of our
apartment was thrown open and admitted our old acquaintance, Monsieur G--, the
Prefect of the Parisian police.
We gave
him a hearty welcome; for there was nearly half as much of the entertaining as
of the contemptible about the man, and we had not seen him for several years.
We had been sitting in the dark, and Dupin now arose for the purpose of
lighting a lamp, but sat down again, without doing so, upon G.'s saying that he
had called to consult us, or rather to ask the opinion of my friend, about some
official business which had occasioned a great deal of trouble.
"If
it is any point requiring reflection," observed Dupin, as he forebore to
enkindle the wick, "we shall examine it to better purpose in the
dark."
"That
is another of your odd notions," said the Prefect, who had a fashion of
calling every thing
"odd"
that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived amid an absolute legion of
"oddities."
"Very
true," said Dupin, as he supplied his visiter with a pipe, and rolled
towards him a comfortable chair.
"And
what is the difficulty now?" I asked. "Nothing more in the
assassination way, I hope?"
"Oh
no; nothing of that nature. The fact is, the business is very simple indeed,
and I make no doubt that we can manage it sufficiently well ourselves; but then
I thought Dupin would like to hear the details of it, because it is so
excessively odd."
"Simple
and odd," said Dupin.
"Why,
yes; and not exactly that, either. The fact is, we have all been a good deal
puzzled because the affair is so simple, and yet baffles us altogether."
"Perhaps
it is the very simplicity of the thing which puts you at fault," said my
friend.
"What
nonsense you do talk!" replied the Prefect, laughing heartily.
"Perhaps
the mystery is a little too plain," said Dupin.
"Oh,
good heavens! who ever heard of such an idea?"
"A
little too self-evident."
"Ha!
ha! ha - ha! ha! ha! - ho! ho! ho!" roared our visiter, profoundly amused,
"oh, Dupin, you will be the death of me yet!"
"And
what, after all, is the matter on hand?" I asked.
"Why,
I will tell you," replied the Prefect, as he gave a long, steady and
contemplative puff, and settled himself in his chair. "I will tell you in
a few words; but, before I begin, let me caution you that this is an affair
demanding the greatest secrecy, and that I should most probably lose the
position I now hold, were it known that I confided it to any one."
"Proceed,"
said I.
"Or
not," said Dupin.
"Well,
then; I have received personal information, from a very high quarter, that a
certain document of the last importance, has been purloined from the royal
apartments. The individual who purloined it is known; this beyond a doubt; he
was seen to take it. It is known, also, that it still remains in his
possession."
"How
is this known?" asked Dupin.
"It
is clearly inferred," replied the Prefect, "from the nature of the
document, and from the non-appearance of certain results which would at once
arise from its passing out of the robber's possession; that is to say, from his
employing it as he must design in the end to employ it."
"Be
a little more explicit," I said.
"Well,
I may venture so far as to say that the paper gives its holder a certain power
in a certain quarter where such power is immensely valuable." The Prefect
was fond of the cant of diplomacy.
"Still
I do not quite understand," said Dupin.
"No?
Well; the disclosure of the document to a third person, who shall be nameless,
would bring in question the honor of a personage of most exalted station; and
this fact gives the holder of the document an ascendancy over the illustrious
personage whose honor and peace are so jeopardized."
"But
this ascendancy," I interposed, "would depend upon the robber's
knowledge of the loser's knowledge of the robber. Who would dare -"
"The
thief," said G., "is the Minister D--, who dares all things, those
unbecoming as well as those becoming a man. The method of the theft was not
less ingenious than bold. The document in question - a letter, to be frank -
had been received by the personage robbed while alone in the royal boudoir.
During its perusal she was suddenly interrupted by the entrance of the other
exalted personage from whom especially it was her wish to conceal it. After a
hurried and vain endeavor to thrust it in a drawer, she was forced to place it,
open as it was, upon a table. The address, however, was uppermost, and, the
contents thus unexposed, the letter escaped notice. At this juncture enters the
Minister D--.
His lynx eye immediately perceives the paper, recognises the handwriting of the address, observes the confusion of the personage addressed, and fathoms her secret. After some business transactions, hurried through in his ordinary manner, he produces a letter somewhat similar to the one in question, opens it, pretends to read it, and then places it in close juxtaposition to the other. Again he converses, for some 15 minutes, upon the public affairs. At length, in taking leave, he takes also from the table the letter to which he had no claim. Its rightful owner saw, but, of course, dared not call attention to the act, in the presence of the third personage who stood at her elbow. The minister decamped; leaving his own letter - one of no importance - upon the table."
His lynx eye immediately perceives the paper, recognises the handwriting of the address, observes the confusion of the personage addressed, and fathoms her secret. After some business transactions, hurried through in his ordinary manner, he produces a letter somewhat similar to the one in question, opens it, pretends to read it, and then places it in close juxtaposition to the other. Again he converses, for some 15 minutes, upon the public affairs. At length, in taking leave, he takes also from the table the letter to which he had no claim. Its rightful owner saw, but, of course, dared not call attention to the act, in the presence of the third personage who stood at her elbow. The minister decamped; leaving his own letter - one of no importance - upon the table."
"Here,
then," said Dupin to me, "you have precisely what you demand to make
the ascendancy complete - the robber's knowledge of the loser's knowledge of
the robber."
"Yes,"
replied the Prefect; "and the power thus attained has, for some months
past, been wielded, for political purposes, to a very dangerous extent. The
personage robbed is more thoroughly convinced, every day, of the necessity of
reclaiming her letter. But this, of course, cannot be done openly. In fine,
driven to despair, she has committed the matter to me."
"Than
whom," said Dupin, amid a perfect whirlwind of smoke, "no more
sagacious agent could, I suppose, be desired, or even imagined."
"You
flatter me," replied the Prefect; "but it is possible that some such
opinion may have been entertained."
"It
is clear," said I, "as you observe, that the letter is still in
possession of the minister; since it is this possession, and not any employment
of the letter, which bestows the power. With the employment the power
departs."
"True,"
said G.; "and upon this conviction I proceeded. My first care was to make
thorough search of the minister's hotel; and here my chief embarrassment lay in
the necessity of searching without his knowledge. Beyond all things, I have
been warned of the danger which would result from giving him reason to suspect
our design."
"But,"
said I, "you are quite au fait in these investigations. The Parisian
police have done this thing often before."
"O
yes; and for this reason I did not despair. The habits of the minister gave me,
too, a great advantage. He is frequently absent from home all night. His
servants are by no means numerous. They sleep at a distance from their master's
apartment, and, being chiefly Neapolitans, are readily made drunk. I have keys,
as you know, with which I can open any chamber or cabinet in Paris. For three
months a night has not passed, during the greater part of which I have not been
engaged, personally, in ransacking the D-- Hotel. My honor is interested, and,
to mention a great secret, the reward is enormous. So I did not abandon the
search until I had become fully satisfied that the thief is a more astute man
than myself. I fancy that I have investigated every nook and corner of the
premises in which it is possible that the paper can be concealed."
"But
is it not possible," I suggested, "that although the letter may be in
possession of the minister, as it unquestionably is, he may have concealed it
elsewhere than upon his own premises?"
"This
is barely possible," said Dupin. "The present peculiar condition of
affairs at court, and especially of those intrigues in which D-- is known to be
involved, would render the instant availability of the document - its
susceptibility of being produced at a moment's notice - a point of nearly equal
importance with its possession."
"Its
susceptibility of being produced?" said I.
"That
is to say, of being destroyed," said Dupin.
"True,"
I observed; "the paper is clearly then upon the premises. As for its being
upon the person of the minister, we may consider that as out of the
question."
"Entirely,"
said the Prefect. "He has been twice waylaid, as if by footpads, and his
person rigorously searched under my own inspection."
"You
might have spared yourself this trouble," said Dupin. "D--, I
presume, is not altogether a fool, and, if not, must have anticipated these
waylayings, as a matter of course."
"Not
altogether a fool," said G., "but then he's a poet, which I take to
be only one remove from a fool."
"True,"
said Dupin, after a long and thoughtful whiff from
his
meerschaum, "although I have been guilty of certain doggrel myself."
"Suppose
you detail," said I, "the particulars of your search."
"Why
the fact is, we took our time, and we searched every where. I have had long
experience in these affairs. I took the entire building, room by room; devoting
the nights of a whole week to each. We examined, first, the furniture of each
apartment. We opened every possible drawer; and I presume you know that, to a
properly trained police agent, such a thing as a secret drawer is impossible.
Any man is a dolt who permits a 'secret' drawer to escape him in a search of
this kind. The thing is so plain. There is a certain amount of bulk - of space
- to be accounted for in every cabinet. Then we have accurate rules. The fiftieth
part of a line could not escape us. After the cabinets we took the chairs. The
cushions we probed with the fine long needles you have seen me employ. From the
tables we removed the tops."
"Why
so?"
"Sometimes
the top of a table, or other similarly arranged piece of furniture, is removed
by the person wishing to conceal an article; then the leg is excavated, the
article deposited within the cavity, and the top replaced. The bottoms and tops
of bedposts are employed in the same way."
"But
could not the cavity be detected by sounding?" I asked.
"By
no means, if, when the article is deposited, a sufficient wadding of cotton be
placed around it. Besides, in our case, we were obliged to proceed without
noise."
"But
you could not have removed - you could not have taken to pieces all articles of
furniture in which it would have been possible to make a deposit in the manner
you mention. A letter may be compressed into a thin spiral roll, not differing
much in shape or bulk from a large knitting-needle, and in this form it might
be inserted into the rung of a chair, for example. You did not take to pieces
all the chairs?"
"Certainly
not; but we did better - we examined the rungs of every chair in the hotel,
and, indeed the jointings of every description of furniture, by the aid of a
most powerful microscope. Had there been any traces of recent disturbance we
should not
have
failed to detect it instantly. A single grain of gimlet-dust, for example,
would have been as obvious as an apple. Any disorder in the glueing - any
unusual gaping in the joints - would have sufficed to insure detection."
"I
presume you looked to the mirrors, between the boards and the plates, and you
probed the beds and the bed-clothes, as well as the curtains and carpets."
"That
of course; and when we had absolutely completed every particle of the furniture
in this way, then we examined the house itself. We divided its entire surface
into compartments, which we numbered, so that none might be missed; then we
scrutinized each individual square inch throughout the premises, including the
two houses immediately adjoining, with the microscope, as before."
"The
two houses adjoining!" I exclaimed; "you must have had a great deal
of trouble."
"We
had; but the reward offered is prodigious!"
"You
include the grounds about the houses?"
"All
the grounds are paved with brick. They gave us comparatively little trouble. We
examined the moss between the bricks, and found it undisturbed."
"You
looked among D--'s papers, of course, and into the books of the library?"
"Certainly;
we opened every package and parcel; we not only opened every book, but we
turned over every leaf in each volume, not contenting ourselves with a mere
shake, according to the fashion of some of our police officers. We also
measured the thickness of every book-cover, with the most accurate
admeasurement, and applied to each the most jealous scrutiny of the microscope.
Had any of the bindings been recently meddled with, it would have been utterly
impossible that the fact should have escaped observation. Some five or six
volumes, just from the hands of the binder, we carefully probed,
longitudinally, with the needles."
***
NEW YORK
TIMES
“...T. S.
Eliot, who was famously ambivalent about Poe, once said that Poe’s intellect
“seems to me the intellect of a highly gifted person before puberty.” That’s
harsh, perhaps, but not entirely wrong. Poe’s is an arrested sensibility, which
is part of what makes him so appealing to adolescent readers, who identify with
a fellow sufferer. From all those images of claustrophobia, you sense that Poe
himself felt trapped, and that perhaps his greatest terror was being unable to
escape the gloomy yet mesmerizing contents of his own head...”
--Charles
McGrath, New York Times, October 13, 2013
***
"You
explored the floors beneath the carpets?"
"Beyond
doubt. We removed every carpet, and examined the boards with the
microscope."
"And
the paper on the walls?"
"Yes."
"You
looked into the cellars?"
"We
did."
"Then,"
I said, "you have been making a miscalculation, and the letter is not upon
the premises, as you suppose."
"I
fear you are right there," said the Prefect. "And now, Dupin, what
would you advise me to do?"
"To
make a thorough re-search of the premises."
"That
is absolutely needless," replied G--. "I am not more sure that I
breathe than I am that the letter is not at the Hotel."
"I
have no better advice to give you," said Dupin. "You have, of course,
an accurate description of the letter?"
"Oh
yes!" - And here the Prefect, producing a memorandum-book proceeded to
read aloud a minute account of the internal, and especially of the external
appearance of the missing document. Soon after finishing the perusal of this
description, he took his departure, more entirely depressed in spirits than I
had ever known the good gentleman before. In about a month afterwards he paid
us another visit, and found us occupied very nearly as before. He took a pipe
and a chair and entered into some ordinary conversation. At length I said, -
"Well,
but G--, what of the purloined letter? I presume you have at last made up your
mind that there is no such thing as overreaching the Minister?"
"Confound
him, say I - yes; I made the re-examination, however, as Dupin suggested - but
it was all labor lost, as I knew it would be."
"How
much was the reward offered, did you say?" asked Dupin.
"Why,
a very great deal - a very liberal reward - I don't like to say how much,
precisely; but one thing I will say, that I wouldn't mind giving my individual
check for fifty thousand francs to any one who could obtain me that letter. The
fact is, it is becoming of more and more importance every day; and the reward
has been lately doubled. If it were trebled, however, I could do no more than I
have done."
"Why,
yes," said Dupin, drawlingly, between the whiffs of his meerschaum,
"I really - think, G--, you have not exerted yourself - to the utmost in
this matter. You might - do a little more, I think, eh?"
"How?
- in what way?'
"Why
- puff, puff - you might - puff, puff - employ counsel in the matter, eh? -
puff, puff, puff. Do you remember the story they tell of Abernethy?"
"No;
hang Abernethy!"
"To
be sure! hang him and welcome. But, once upon a time, a certain rich miser conceived
the design of spunging upon this Abernethy for a medical opinion. Getting up,
for this purpose, an ordinary conversation in a private company, he insinuated
his case to the physician, as that of an imaginary individual.
"
'We will suppose,' said the miser, 'that his symptoms are such and such; now,
doctor, what would you have directed him to take?'
"
'Take!' said Abernethy, 'why, take advice, to be sure.' "
"But,"
said the Prefect, a little discomposed, "I am perfectly willing to take
advice, and to pay for it. I would really give fifty thousand francs to any one
who would aid me in the matter."
"In
that case," replied Dupin, opening a drawer, and producing a check-book,
"you may as well fill me up a check for the amount mentioned. When you
have signed it, I will hand you the letter."
I was
astounded. The Prefect appeared absolutely thunder-stricken. For some minutes
he remained speechless and motionless, looking incredulously at my friend with
open mouth, and eyes that seemed starting from their sockets; then, apparently
recovering himself in some measure, he seized a pen, and after several pauses
and vacant stares, finally filled up and signed a check for fifty thousand
francs, and handed it across the table to Dupin. The latter examined it carefully
and deposited it in his pocket-book; then, unlocking an escritoire, took thence
a letter and gave it to the Prefect. This functionary grasped it in a perfect
agony of joy, opened it with a trembling hand, cast a rapid glance at its
contents, and then, scrambling and struggling to the door, rushed at length
unceremoniously from the room and from the house, without having uttered a
syllable since Dupin had requested him to fill up the check.
When he
had gone, my friend entered into some explanations.
"The
Parisian police," he said, "are exceedingly able in their way. They
are persevering, ingenious, cunning, and thoroughly versed in the knowledge
which their duties seem chiefly to demand. Thus, when G-- detailed to us his
made of searching the premises at the Hotel D--, I felt entire confidence in
his having made a satisfactory investigation - so far as his labors
extended."
"So
far as his labors extended?" said I.
"Yes,"
said Dupin. "The measures adopted were not only the best of their kind,
but carried out to absolute perfection. Had the letter been deposited within
the range of their search, these fellows would, beyond a question, have found
it."
I merely
laughed - but he seemed quite serious in all that he said.
"The
measures, then," he continued, " were good in their kind, and well
executed; their defect lay in their being inapplicable to the case, and to the
man. A certain set of highly ingenious resources are, with the Prefect, a sort
of Procrustean bed, to which he forcibly adapts his designs. But he perpetually
errs by being too deep or too shallow, for the matter in hand; and many a
schoolboy is a better reasoner than he.
I knew
one about eight years of age, whose success at guessing in the game of 'even
and odd' attracted universal admiration. This game is simple, and is played
with marbles. One player holds in his hand a number of these toys, and demands
of another whether that number is even or odd. If the guess is right, the
guesser wins one; if wrong, he loses one. The boy to whom I allude won all the
marbles of the school. Of course he had some principle of guessing; and this
lay in mere observation and admeasurement of the astuteness of his opponents.
For
example, an arrant simpleton is his opponent, and, holding up his closed hand,
asks, 'are they even or odd?' Our schoolboy replies, 'odd,' and loses; but upon
the second trial he wins, for he then says to himself, 'the simpleton had them
even upon the first trial, and his amount of cunning is just sufficient to make
him have them odd upon the second; I will therefore guess odd;' - he guesses
odd, and wins. Now, with a simpleton a degree above the first, he would have
reasoned thus: 'This fellow finds that in the first instance I guessed odd,
and, in the second, he will propose to himself, upon the first impulse, a
simple variation from even to odd, as did the first simpleton; but then a
second thought will suggest that this is too simple a variation, and finally he
will decide upon putting it even as before. I will therefore guess even;' - he
guesses even, and wins. Now this mode of reasoning in the schoolboy, whom his
fellows termed 'lucky,' - what, in its last analysis, is it?"
"It
is merely," I said, "an identification of the reasoner's intellect
with that of his opponent."
"It
is," said Dupin; "and, upon inquiring, of the boy by what means he
effected the thoroughidentification in which his success consisted, I received
answer as follows: 'When I wish to find out how wise, or how stupid, or how
good, or how wicked is any one, or what are his thoughts at the moment, I
fashion the expression of my face, as accurately as possible, in accordance
with the expression of his, and then wait to see what thoughts or sentiments
arise in my mind or heart, as if to match or correspond with the expression.'
This response of the schoolboy lies at the bottom of all the spurious
profundity which has been attributed to Rochefoucault, to La Bougive, to
Machiavelli, and to Campanella."
"And
the identification," I said, "of the reasoner's intellect with that
of his opponent, depends, if I understand you aright, upon the accuracy with
which the opponent's intellect is admeasured."
"For
its practical value it depends upon this," replied Dupin; "and the
Prefect and his cohort fail so frequently, first, by default of this
identification, and, secondly, by ill-admeasurement, or rather through
non-admeasurement, of the intellect with which they are engaged.
They
consider only their own ideas of ingenuity; and, in searching for anything
hidden, advert only to the modes in which they would have hidden it. They are
right in this much - that their own ingenuity is a faithful representative of
that of the mass; but when the cunning of the individual felon is diverse in
character from their own, the felon foils them, of course. This always happens
when it is above their own, and very usually when it is below.
They have
no variation of principle in their investigations; at best, when urged by some
unusual emergency - by some extraordinary reward - they extend or exaggerate
their old modes of practice, without touching their principles. What, for
example, in this case of D--, has been done to vary the principle of action?
What is all this boring, and probing, and sounding, and scrutinizing with the
microscope and dividing the surface of the building into registered square
inches - what is it all but an exaggeration of the application of the one
principle or set of principles of search, which are based upon the one set of
notions regarding human ingenuity, to which the Prefect, in the long routine of
his duty, has been accustomed?
Do you
not see he has taken it for granted that all men proceed to conceal a letter, -
not exactly in a gimlet hole bored in a chair-leg - but, at least, in someout-of-the-way
hole or corner suggested by the same tenor of thought which would urge a man to
secrete a letter in a gimlet-hole bored in a chair-leg?
And do
you not see also, that such recherchés nooks for concealment are adapted only
for ordinary occasions, and would be adopted only by ordinary intellects; for,
in all cases of concealment, a disposal of the article concealed - a disposal
of it in this recherché manner, - is, in the very first instance, presumable
and presumed; and thus its discovery depends, not at all upon the acumen, but
altogether upon the mere care, patience, and determination of the seekers; and
where the case is of importance - or, what amounts to the same thing in the
policial eyes, when the reward is of magnitude, - the qualities in question
have never been known to fail. You will now understand what I meant in
suggesting that, had the purloined letter been hidden any where within the
limits of the Prefect's examination - in other words, had the principle of its
concealment been comprehended within the principles of the Prefect - its
discovery would have been a matter altogether beyond question.
This
functionary, however, has been thoroughly mystified; and the remote source of
his defeat lies in the supposition that the Minister is a fool, because he has
acquired renown as a poet. All fools are poets; this the Prefect feels; and he
is merely guilty of a non distributio medii in thence inferring that all poets
are fools."
"But
is this really the poet?" I asked. "There are two brothers, I know;
and both have attained reputation in letters. The Minister I believe has
written learnedly on the Differential Calculus. He is a mathematician, and no
poet."
"You
are mistaken; I know him well; he is both. As poet and mathematician, he would
reason well; as mere mathematician, he could not have reasoned at all, and thus
would have been at the mercy of the Prefect."
"You
surprise me," I said, "by these opinions, which have been
contradicted by the voice of the world. You do not mean to set at naught the
well-digested idea of centuries. The mathematical reason has long been regarded
as the reason par excellence."
"
'Il y a à parièr,' " replied Dupin, quoting from Chamfort, " 'que
toute idée publique, toute convention reçue est une sottise, car elle a convenue
au plus grand nombre.' The mathematicians, I grant you, have done their best to
promulgate the popular error to which you allude, and which is none the less an
error for its promulgation as truth. With an art worthy a better cause, for
example, they have insinuated the term 'analysis' into application to algebra.
The
French are the originators of this particular deception; but if a term is of
any importance - if words derive any value from applicability - then 'analysis'
conveys 'algebra' about as much as, in Latin, 'ambitus' implies 'ambition,'
'religio' 'religion,' or 'homines honesti,' a set of honorablemen."
"You
have a quarrel on hand, I see," said I, "with some of the algebraists
of Paris; but proceed."
"I
dispute the availability, and thus the value, of that reason which is
cultivated in any especial form other than the abstractly logical. I dispute,
in particular, the reason educed by mathematical study. The mathematics are the
science of form and quantity; mathematical reasoning is merely logic applied to
observation upon form and quantity. The great error lies in supposing that even
the truths of what is called pure algebra, are abstract or general truths.
And this
error is so egregious that I am confounded at the universality with which it
has been received. Mathematical axioms are notaxioms of general truth. What is
true of relation - of form and quantity - is often grossly false in regard to
morals, for example. In this latter science it is very usually untrue that the
aggregated parts are equal to the whole. In chemistry also the axiom fails. In
the consideration of motive it fails; for two motives, each of a given value,
have not, necessarily, a value when united, equal to the sum of their values
apart. There are numerous other mathematical truths which are only truths
within the limits of relation.
But the
mathematician argues, from his finite truths, through habit, as if they were of
an absolutely general applicability - as the world indeed imagines them to be.
Bryant, in his very learned 'Mythology,' mentions an analogous source of error,
when he says that 'although the Pagan fables are not believed, yet we forget
ourselves continually, and make inferences from them as existing realities.'
With the algebraists, however, who are Pagans themselves, the 'Pagan fables'
are believed, and the inferences are made, not so much through lapse of memory,
as through an unaccountable addling of the brains.
In short,
I never yet encountered the mere mathematician who could be trusted out of
equal roots, or one who did not clandestinely hold it as a point of his faith
that x2+px was absolutely and unconditionally equal to q. Say to one of these
gentlemen, by way of experiment, if you please, that you believe occasions may
occur where x2+px is not altogether equal to q, and, having made him understand
what you mean, get out of his reach as speedily as convenient, for, beyond
doubt, he will endeavor to knock you down.
"I
mean to say," continued Dupin, while I merely laughed at his last
observations, "that if the Minister had been no more than a mathematician,
the Prefect would have been under no necessity of giving me this check. I know
him, however, as both mathematician and poet, and my measures were adapted to
his capacity, with reference to the circumstances by which he was surrounded. I
knew him as a courtier, too, and as a bold intriguant.
Such a
man, I considered, could not fail to be aware of the ordinary policial modes of
action. He could not have failed to anticipate - and events have proved that he
did not fail to anticipate - the waylayings to which he was subjected. He must
have foreseen, I reflected, the secret investigations of his premises. His
frequent absences from home at night, which were hailed by the Prefect as
certain aids to his success, I regarded only as ruses, to afford opportunity
for thorough search to the police, and thus the sooner to impress them with the
conviction to which G--, in fact, did finally arrive - the conviction that the
letter was not upon the premises. I felt, also, that the whole train of
thought, which I was at some pains in detailing to you just now, concerning the
invariable principle of policial action in searches for articles concealed - I
felt that this whole train of thought would necessarily pass through the mind
of the Minister. It would imperatively lead him to despise all the ordinary
nooks of concealment. He could not, I reflected, be so weak as not to see that
the most intricate and remote recess of his hotel would be as open as his
commonest closets to the eyes, to the probes, to the gimlets, and to the
microscopes of the Prefect. I saw, in fine, that he would be driven, as a
matter of course, to simplicity, if not deliberately induced to it as a matter
of choice. You will remember, perhaps, how desperately the Prefect laughed when
I suggested, upon our first interview, that it was just possible this mystery
troubled him so much on account of its being so very self-evident."
"Yes,"
said I, "I remember his merriment well. I really thought he would have fallen
into convulsions."
"The
material world," continued Dupin, "abounds with very strict analogies
to the immaterial; and thus some color of truth has been given to the
rhetorical dogma, that metaphor, or simile, may be made to strengthen an
argument, as well as to embellish a description. The principle of the vis
inertiæ, for example, seems to be identical in physics and metaphysics.
It is not
more true in the former, that a large body is with more difficulty set in
motion than a smaller one, and that its subsequent momentum is commensurate
with this difficulty, than it is, in the latter, that intellects of the vaster
capacity, while more forcible, more constant, and more eventful in their
movements than those of inferior grade, are yet the less readily moved, and
more embarrassed and full of hesitation in the first few steps of their
progress. Again: have you ever noticed which of the street signs, over the
shop- doors, are the most attractive of attention?"
"I
have never given the matter a thought," I said.
"There
is a game of puzzles," he resumed, "which is played upon a map. One
party playing requires another to find a given word - the name of town, river,
state or empire - any word, in short, upon the motley and perplexed surface of
the chart. A novice in the game generally seeks to embarrass his opponents by
giving them the most minutely lettered names; but the adept selects such words
as stretch, in large characters, from one end of the chart to the other.
These,
like the over-largely lettered signs and placards of the street, escape
observation by dint of being excessively obvious; and here the physical
oversight is precisely analogous with the moral inapprehension by which the
intellect suffers to pass unnoticed those considerations which are too obtrusively
and too palpably self-evident. But this is a point, it appears, somewhat above
or beneath the understanding of the Prefect. He never once thought it probable,
or possible, that the Minister had deposited the letter immediately beneath the
nose of the whole world, by way of best preventing any portion of that world
from perceiving it.
"But
the more I reflected upon the daring, dashing, and discriminating ingenuity of
D--; upon the fact that the document must always have been at hand, if he
intended to use it to good purpose; and upon the decisive evidence, obtained by
the Prefect, that it was not hidden within the limits of that dignitary's
ordinary search - the more satisfied I became that, to conceal this letter, the
Minister had resorted to the comprehensive and sagacious expedient of not
attempting to conceal it at all.
"Full
of these ideas, I prepared myself with a pair of green spectacles, and called
one fine morning, quite by accident, at the Ministerial hotel. I found D-- at
home, yawning, lounging, and dawdling, as usual, and pretending to be in the
last extremity of ennui. He is, perhaps, the most really energetic human being
now alive - but that is only when nobody sees him.
"To
be even with him, I complained of my weak eyes, and lamented the necessity of
the spectacles, under cover of which I cautiously and thoroughly surveyed the
whole apartment, while seemingly intent only upon the conversation of my host.
"I
paid especial attention to a large writing-table near which he sat, and upon
which lay confusedly, some miscellaneous letters and other papers, with one or
two musical instruments and a few books. Here, however, after a long and very
deliberate scrutiny, I saw nothing to excite particular suspicion.
"At
length my eyes, in going the circuit of the room, fell upon a trumpery
fillagree card-rack of pasteboard, that hung dangling by a dirty blue ribbon,
from a little brass knob just beneath the middle of the mantel-piece. In this
rack, which had three or four compartments, were five or six visiting cards and
a solitary letter.
This last
was much soiled and crumpled. It was torn nearly in two, across the middle - as
if a design, in the first instance, to tear it entirely up as worthless, had
been altered, or stayed, in the second. It had a large black seal, bearing the
D-- cipher very conspicuously, and was addressed, in a diminutive female hand,
to D--, the minister, himself. It was thrust carelessly, and even, as it
seemed, contemptuously, into one of the uppermost divisions of the rack.
"No
sooner had I glanced at this letter, than I concluded it to be that of which I
was in search. To be sure, it was, to all appearance, radically different from
the one of which the Prefect had read us so minute a description. Here the seal
was large and black, with the D-- cipher; there it was small and red, with the
ducal arms of the S-- family. Here, the address, to the Minister, diminutive
and feminine; there the superscription, to a certain royal personage, was
markedly bold and decided; the size alone formed a point of correspondence.
But,
then, the radicalness of these differences, which was excessive; the dirt; the
soiled and torn condition of the paper, so inconsistent with the true
methodical habits of D--, and so suggestive of a design to delude the beholder
into an idea of the worthlessness of the document; these things, together with
the hyper-obtrusive situation of this document, full in the view of every
visiter, and thus exactly in accordance with the conclusions to which I had
previously arrived; these things, I say, were strongly corroborative of
suspicion, in one who came with the intention to suspect.
"I
protracted my visit as long as possible, and, while I maintained a most
animated discussion with the Minister upon a topic which I knew well had never
failed to interest and excite him, I kept my attention really riveted upon the
letter. In this examination, I committed to memory its external appearance and
arrangement in the rack; and also fell, at length, upon a discovery which set
at rest whatever trivial doubt I might have entertained. In scrutinizing the
edges of the paper, I observed them to be more chafed than seemed necessary.
They
presented the broken appearance which is manifested when a stiff paper, having
been once folded and pressed with a folder, is refolded in a reversed
direction, in the same creases or edges which had formed the original fold.
This discovery was sufficient. It was clear to me that the letter had been
turned, as a glove, inside out, re-directed, and re-sealed. I bade the Minister
good morning, and took my departure at once, leaving a gold snuff-box upon the
table.
"The
next morning I called for the snuff-box, when we resumed, quite eagerly, the
conversation of the preceding day. While thus engaged, however, a loud report,
as if of a pistol, was heard immediately beneath the windows of the hotel, and
was succeeded by a series of fearful screams, and the shoutings of a terrified
mob. D-- rushed to a casement, threw it open, and looked out. In the meantime,
I stepped to the card-rack took the letter, put it in my pocket, and replaced
it by a fac-simile, (so far as regards externals,) which I had carefully
prepared at my lodgings - imitating the D-- cipher, very readily, by means of a
seal formed of bread.
"The
disturbance in the street had been occasioned by the frantic behavior of a man
with a musket. He had fired it among a crowd of women and children. It proved,
however, to have been without ball, and the fellow was suffered to go his way
as a lunatic or a drunkard. When he had gone, D-- came from the window, whither
I had followed him immediately upon securing the object in view. Soon
afterwards I bade him farewell. The pretended lunatic was a man in my own
pay."
"But
what purpose had you," I asked, "in replacing the letter by a
fac-simile? Would it not have been better, at the first visit, to have seized
it openly, and departed?"
"D--,"
replied Dupin, "is a desperate man, and a man of nerve. His hotel, too, is
not without attendants devoted to his interests. Had I made the wild attempt
you suggest, I might never have left the Ministerial presence alive. The good
people of Paris might have heard of me no more. But I had an object apart from
these considerations. You know my political prepossessions. In this matter, I
act as a partisan of the lady concerned.
For
eighteen months the Minister has had her in his power. She has now him in hers
- since, being unaware that the letter is not in his possession, he will
proceed with his exactions as if it was. Thus will he inevitably commit
himself, at once, to his political destruction. His downfall, too, will not be
more precipitate than awkward. It is all very well to talk about the facilis
descensus Averni; but in all kinds of climbing, as Catalani said of singing, it
is far more easy to get up than to come down. In the present instance I have no
sympathy - at least no pity - for him who descends. He is that monstrum
horrendum, an unprincipled man of genius. I confess, however, that I should
like very well to know the precise character of his thoughts, when, being
defied by her whom the Prefect terms 'a certain personage' he is reduced to
opening the letter which I left for him in the card-rack."
"How?
did you put any thing particular in it?"
"Why
- it did not seem altogether right to leave the interior blank - that would
have been insulting. D--, at Vienna once, did me an evil turn, which I told
him, quite good-humoredly, that I should remember. So, as I knew he would feel
some curiosity in regard to the identity of the person who had outwitted him, I
thought it a pity not to give him a clue. He is well acquainted with my MS.,
and I just copied into the middle of the blank sheet the words -
"
'-- -- Un dessein si funeste, S'il n'est digne d'Atrée, est digne de Thyeste.
They are
to be found in Crebillon's 'Atrée.' "
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